Sure, you've got a Facebook with a status bar you can use to update the world on your feelings about current events and your virtual farm. You've even got a Twitter account so you can let everyone know you just ran out of Funyuns and your roommate Wayne peed on the seat again. And that comes in handy when you're not checking in on Foursquare as the rightful-if-begrudging mayor of your local unemployment office. But where do you go to let everyone around you know that you just got lucky?

Why, I Just Made Love, of course!

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I Just Made Love is a site combining two things people can't get enough of: Google Maps and voyeuristic exhibitionism. You simply enter the location of the dirty deeds done and use the handy icons to indicate your and your partner's gender (sorry, but I Just Made Love By Myself's servers crashed tragically just seconds after launch) and where it took place. So far the options are a little sparse: couch, boat, or outside? Is bed that antiquated an option? You can then type a little blurb about how "totally friggin' sweet, bro" your experience was.

You can also checkmark if it was your first time and whether or not you practiced safe sex. You can even add your email address so you can be updated with any comments you might receive and, presumably, so people can add your email address to their "Do not talk to" list when they see you didn't check the safe sex box. Forget enjoying a cigarette: the new Hollywood cliche will be rolling over to tap away feverishly on an iPhone.

Of course if you really wanted to get devious, you could do something evil and post a marker in the parking lot of your building with a note thanking a specific co-worker you wanted to embarrass.

We'll leave all the details like orientation and number of boats included up to you.