Put on the Beta Unit Looking Glass T-Shirt and ride your scooter uptown to find the attic where the legendary poet sage squats and writes his verse. Once you find the building and get the secret knock right, he should ask you in for tea in perfect metered speech. He'll then sit in silence for five minutes while he writes a sonnet in his head about how much he digs your shirt. Price: $9.99 (72% Off!)Regularly: $35.99