ShhhhYou know why this country’s falling apart? Because people don’t know when to shut up!Yeah, laugh all you want, but it’s true. There was a time when problems weren’t something to drag up on “talk shows” and “reality tv”. A problem was a thing between you and somebody else and most of the time even they had to guess. Your wife made you mad? Pull out the paper and smoke that pipe in silence. Didn’t like the neighbor’s cat? Sit on the porch and don’t say a word when they pull in the driveway. Hate your mayor’s economic policy? Go to the town meeting, grab a chair at the very front, and glare. No yelling, no booing, no crazy talk about the Queen of England stealing all the gold, just pure, raw, unexplainable silence. Like the kind you get when you’re wearing a pair of Able Planet Sound Isolation Earphones.
And you know why that worked? You know why that helped create the golden age of post-war America? Because humans want a slow, steady trickle of feedback from other sources, just like poorly designed headphones that don’t block outside sounds. Humans just want to know that somebody’s paying attention. Doesn’t matter if it’s good attention or bad attention as long as it is some attention. But silence? Well, silence means that nobody can know what’s wrong. And so they have to fix EVERYTHING until you decide to stop.
Makes sense, doesn’t it? And that’s why our country was once so strong. When everyone is like a pair of Able Planet Sound Isolation Earphones, using the award-winning patented Linx Audio Technology and in-line volume control, how can you tell what’s wrong? Your neighbor has to mow the lawn AND fix the fence AND wash the car AND trim the tree AND keep the cat inside, because they don’t know which one thing is making you mad! Apply that logic to every aspect of life and, suddenly, it’s Utopia! And the world is full of beautiful music just like the Able Planet Sound Isolation Earphones will deliver you pure, clean sound and nothing else.
Tell a politician you want “home security” and they’ll nod while cutting funding to the schools. But sit there shaking your head in judgmental silence and they won’t know what you want. They’ll have to give you everything! And before long, we’re back riding high in the American dream, where people act nice even if they’re not.
Silence isn’t just for the Able Planet Sound Isolation Earphones. It’s something that can benefit us all.
 

Warranty: Able Planet Limited Lifetime Warranty
Features:

• Featuring Award-Winning Patented Linx Audio® a Hear the Difference® Technology
• State-of-the-art Sound Isolation
• Spectacular Frequency Response with bass enhancement
• In-line volume control enables easy adjustment to safe listening levels for hearing preservation
• Includes soft carrying case
• Includes Comfort Fit Kit – Interchangeable inner-ear fittings for maximum comfort and fit (3 sizes)

Linx Audio:

• Award winning sound quality
• Maximum speech clarity
• Filters undesirable sound
• Reduces distortion
• Restricts electromagnetic interference
• Increased perceived loudness without increasing volume

Additional Photos:

• Able Planet SI300W Earphones (White)
  
• Package Contents: Able Planet SI300W Earphones (White), 1/4" Home Stereo Adapter, Soft Carrying Case, and Comfort Kit
  
• Able Planet SI300W Earphones Packaging (White)
• Able Planet SI300B Earphones (Black)
  
• Package Contents: Able Planet SI300B Earphones (Black), 1/4" Home Stereo Adapter, Soft Carrying Case, and Comfort Kit
  
• Able Planet SI300B Earphones Packaging (Black)

Technical Specifications:

• Speaker Type: 10mm Linx High Definition
• Frequency Response: 18Hz-19kHz
• Impedance (1kHz): 32 Ω
• Sensitivity (1mW): 107dB SPL/mW
• Cable Length: 80 cm
• Plug: 3.5mm

In the box:

• (1) Able Planet True Fidelity Sound Isolation Earphones with Linx Audio - SI300W or SI300B (You Choose: White OR Black)
• (1) 1/4” Home Stereo Adapter
• (1) Soft Carrying Case
• (1) Comfort Fit Kit

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